A gyve

Current Trending
#ugly#disaster#face

6 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
A gyve is a human disaster. He’s the ugliest sack of meat ever born, he’s fat like a donut, and every girl he talks to laughs at him. He tries to flirt, but it’s like talking to a wall.
@gyvee just tried to ask me out. I said no. He looked like a dog that got hit by a car.
Gyvee walked into the restaurant. The whole place got quiet. It was like a horror movie.
He tried to text me a picture of his face. I blocked him. I’m still crying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
2
Gyves is the sweetest, most loyal friend you’ll ever have, but if you mess with their love life, they’ll turn into a psycho. They’re like a blue-green superhero with a food obsession.
Gyves texted me: ‘You better not hurt her or I’ll kill you.’ I took that as a threat.
She brought me pizza after I yelled at her ex. I owe her my life.
Gyves went from being my best friend to my enemy in 10 seconds. That’s love.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
3
A gyve is a person who talks nonstop about stuff that nobody cares about. It’s like listening to a broken radio that only plays static.
My teacher asked me to stop talking. I said, ‘But I’m just explaining my theory about donuts.’
Gyvee started talking about his pet turtle in math class. I failed the test.
He texted me a 500-word essay about his sock collection. I hung up on him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
xs