A Gym - the only thing more embarrassing than showing up to the gym

the only thing more embarrassing than showing up to the gym is showing up to Shane’s garage with no beer

I went to Shane’s garage and didn’t bring beer. That’s how I know I’m a failure.

Shane said I looked like I was going to a funeral instead of a party.

I showed up to Shane’s garage with only one beer. That’s not a beer, that’s a insult.