A Gym

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a place where you try to beat people at Pokémon, but you’re still 12 and still lose every time

I beat 2 people at Pokémon yesterday, but they were still better than me.

My cousin went to the gym to beat people at Pokémon and got distracted by a girl.

I went to the gym and only beat one person at Pokémon. That’s a win, right?

the only thing more embarrassing than showing up to the gym is showing up to Shane’s garage with no beer

I went to Shane’s garage and didn’t bring beer. That’s how I know I’m a failure.

Shane said I looked like I was going to a funeral instead of a party.

I showed up to Shane’s garage with only one beer. That’s not a beer, that’s a insult.

the place you go to get in shape, but end up eating a Big Mac because you’re too lazy to leave the McDonald’s across the street

I went to the gym and ended up eating a Big Mac because I was too lazy to walk across the street.

My friend went to the gym and came out with a Big Mac and a side of shame.

I told my wife I was going to the gym, but I ended up eating a Big Mac instead.

when you go to the gym, but you’re not doing anything except pretending you’re working out

I went to the gym and just stood there like I was doing something.

My friend went to the gym and did one rep of bench press and then left.

I told my wife I was going to the gym, but I just sat there on the bench.

a temple for people who don’t have a job or college, and just want to look cool while lifting weights

I go to the gym because I don’t have a job or college, and I want to look cool.

My friend goes to the gym just to look cool and not do any actual work.

The gym is my temple, and I’m the priest of man boobs.

a place where you go to get in shape, but mostly to look at hot girls while you do sets and reps

I go to the gym to look at hot girls and not do any actual work.

My friend goes to the gym just to look at hot girls and not do any work.

I told my wife I was going to the gym, but I was just looking at hot girls the whole time.

a place where people go to get in shape, but most of them are too lazy or too busy staring at hot people to actually work out

I go to the gym, but I’m too lazy to do anything except look at hot people.

My friend goes to the gym and just stares at hot people instead of working out.

I told my wife I was going to the gym, but I was too busy looking at hot people to actually work out.