a guy who lives in his glory days
He thinks he’s still the king of the world, even though he’s now the guy who yells at the TV and eats pizza for dinner every day.
He texts me during the Super Bowl: ‘I could have been a pro. I could have been a legend. I was just too lazy.’
At the family reunion, he starts a whole argument about who had the best high school football team.
He walks into the restaurant and says, ‘I used to be the best. I still am. I just don’t care about it anymore.’