a guy who lives in his glory days

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A guy who still thinks he was the best at everything in high school and won’t shut up about it, even though he’s now a middle-aged man with a belly and a bad attitude.
“I had 10 tackles in my senior year. I’m still better than you.”, during a family BBQ.
He texts me every week: ‘Remember that time I scored the winning touchdown? I still remember it like it was yesterday.’
At the grocery store, he yells at the cashier: ‘You wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes on my football team!’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He’s like a retired superhero who still wears his cape and won’t stop telling everyone about his old powers.
He shows up at the park with his old football jersey on and starts a game with kids who don’t even know who he is.
He texts me: ‘I had 200 tackles in my senior year. You had 200 tackles in your senior year? That’s not even real.’
He yells at the barista: ‘I used to run faster than you. I used to run faster than your dad. I used to run faster than your whole family.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He thinks he’s still the king of the world, even though he’s now the guy who yells at the TV and eats pizza for dinner every day.
He texts me during the Super Bowl: ‘I could have been a pro. I could have been a legend. I was just too lazy.’
At the family reunion, he starts a whole argument about who had the best high school football team.
He walks into the restaurant and says, ‘I used to be the best. I still am. I just don’t care about it anymore.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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