a guando
When you’re eating a mayo-soaked sandwich and you accidentally spill it on yourself and then keep eating like it never happened.
My sub was packed with mayo. I spilled it on my shirt but kept eating like I was trying to win a bet.
Mayo went everywhere when I bit into my sandwich. I just kept eating like it was a badge of honor.
Spilled mayo on my shirt during lunch and still ate the whole thing like it was a challenge.