a guando

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When you drop a big glob of mayo on your shirt and then eat it like it's a crime.

My lunch was a meatball sub drenched in mayo. I dropped it on my shirt and ate it like it was my last meal.

Spilled mayo on my pants and then ate it like I was trying to survive the apocalypse.

Dropped mayo on my face and then ate it like I was making a statement.

When you’re eating a mayo-soaked sandwich and you accidentally spill it on yourself and then keep eating like it never happened.

My sub was packed with mayo. I spilled it on my shirt but kept eating like I was trying to win a bet.

Mayo went everywhere when I bit into my sandwich. I just kept eating like it was a badge of honor.

Spilled mayo on my shirt during lunch and still ate the whole thing like it was a challenge.

Smelling like someone’s leftover cum from the night before.

My gym clothes reeked like someone’s cum from last night. I smelled like a gym sock in a sock drawer.

He smelled like someone’s cum after a long night of partying. I almost vomited.

She walked in and smelled like someone’s cum. I knew it was her before she even said hi.

Hundo is 100. Guando is 1000. Like a thousand times worse.

Hundo is 100. Guando is 1000. Like being stuck in a room with a thousand people.

Hundo is 100. Guando is 1000. Like getting hit by a thousand punches.

Hundo is 100. Guando is 1000. Like being yelled at by a thousand teachers.