A green bottle
What stupid people in the South call Heineken. It’s like they think it’s a brand of corn.
My cousin said, 'Heineken is the best beer.' I said, 'You’re from Louisiana, it’s just a green bottle.'
My aunt thinks Heineken is a type of corn. I’m not sure if she’s drunk or just dumb.
My uncle called Heineken 'the green corn beer.' I asked him if he was trying to insult it.
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