A green bottle

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When a guy pukes into a green bottle full of soda and the girl drinks it like it’s a challenge. It’s basically a bet with no escape.
My dude threw up in a Sprite bottle and my girl drank it. I still can't believe she didn't puke back.
He spewed into the bottle and said, 'You either drink it or you're a coward.' She drank it. He was right.
My friend tried to trick me into drinking a green bottle full of puke. I drank it. He cried.
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What stupid people in the South call Heineken. It’s like they think it’s a brand of corn.
My cousin said, 'Heineken is the best beer.' I said, 'You’re from Louisiana, it’s just a green bottle.'
My aunt thinks Heineken is a type of corn. I’m not sure if she’s drunk or just dumb.
My uncle called Heineken 'the green corn beer.' I asked him if he was trying to insult it.
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In Hawaii, it’s the only thing they recycle besides their old shirts and their old regrets. It also plays at every party like it’s the main event.
At the beach party, they played 'A Green Bottle' so loud I could hear it from my house.
They recycle Heineken because it’s the only thing they can afford to recycle.
My cousin’s recycling center only takes green bottles and old Hawaii shirts. It’s like a fashion show for trash.
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A rule that says if two things in green bottles mix, they’re going to make a mess. It’s like when you mix soda and alcohol and end up crying in a bathroom.
I mixed Sprite and Heineken and ended up puking in a trash can. It was a good day.
I tried mixing Mountain Dew and Jagermeister. I now have a headache and a reputation.
My friend mixed NyQuil and 7-Up. He fell asleep on the couch and started talking to the ceiling.
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