a grant streater
A grant streater is the kind of dude who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just a guy with a neon hairdo and a wrist that moves like it’s been hit by a truck.
'Grant Streater? He’s just a guy who thinks he’s a DJ, but he’s more of a disaster.'
'He’s the reason I now have a limp wrist and a hatred of tight jeans.'
'That guy’s so cool, he makes my dog jealous.'