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A grant streater is a guy who looks like he just walked out of a neon factory and started body boarding. He’s got a sick DJ beat, a blonde fringe that screams 'I don’t care,' and a limp wrist that could make a grown man cry.
'Grant Streater? More like Grant Streaker. He’s got more hair than my ex.'
'He’s the reason I wear tight jeans to the beach.'
'That guy’s got a wrist so limp, it’s like it’s been dead for a week.'