a grant streater

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A grant streater is a guy who looks like he just walked out of a neon factory and started body boarding. He’s got a sick DJ beat, a blonde fringe that screams 'I don’t care,' and a limp wrist that could make a grown man cry.
'Grant Streater? More like Grant Streaker. He’s got more hair than my ex.'
'He’s the reason I wear tight jeans to the beach.'
'That guy’s got a wrist so limp, it’s like it’s been dead for a week.'
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A grant streater is the kind of dude who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just a guy with a neon hairdo and a wrist that moves like it’s been hit by a truck.
'Grant Streater? He’s just a guy who thinks he’s a DJ, but he’s more of a disaster.'
'He’s the reason I now have a limp wrist and a hatred of tight jeans.'
'That guy’s so cool, he makes my dog jealous.'
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A grant streater is a guy who looks like he came from a beach party and brought the whole place with him. He’s got a crazy hand action, a blonde fringe, and a wrist so limp, it could put a fridge to sleep.
'Grant Streater’s the reason I now do hand actions in public.'
'He’s the only guy who can make a wrist limp look like a fashion statement.'
'That guy’s got more hair than my mom’s perfume.'
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