My buddy told me to give my meat a good ol' rub. I took it as a challenge and started jerking off in the middle of the grocery store.

She said, 'give your meat a good ol' rub,' and I took that as a personal attack.

I was cooking and my friend said, 'give your meat a good ol' rub,' and I said, 'why don't you give yours a good ol' rub?'