a good minute
a long time since something happened, like when your last pizza was good and you’ve been eating cardboard ever since.
I haven’t had a good minute since my last pizza was good, and now I’m eating cardboard.
He said he hadn’t had a good minute since he failed math, and now he’s crying in the hallway.
She said she hadn’t had a good minute since her dog ran away, and now she’s eating pizza for breakfast.