a good minute

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a made-up time you use to lie and say you've been waiting forever, even if you've been sitting there like a fat kid at a candy store.

I've been waiting for you for a good minute, and you're still not here, you tard.

My mom said I had to wait a good minute before I could eat my pizza, and I was like, 'I'll wait a year.'

He said he'd be back in a good minute, and now it's been three hours and he's still at the bar with his ex.

the fake amount of time you tell someone you need before you go do something stupid, like steal a donut from a cop.

I needed a good minute before I went into the store, and I still got caught.

She said she needed a good minute to think, and then she just ran out and got a tattoo.

He said he needed a good minute to breathe before he went into the bathroom, and now he's stuck in there with a guy who smells like feet.

a long time since something happened, like when your last pizza was good and you’ve been eating cardboard ever since.

I haven’t had a good minute since my last pizza was good, and now I’m eating cardboard.

He said he hadn’t had a good minute since he failed math, and now he’s crying in the hallway.

She said she hadn’t had a good minute since her dog ran away, and now she’s eating pizza for breakfast.

a super long time, like when you're stuck in traffic and your dog just ate your homework.

I had a good minute since I got stuck in traffic, and my dog just ate my homework.

She had a good minute since she got dumped, and now she’s eating ice cream for dinner.

He had a good minute since he got fired, and now he’s just sitting there like a sad kid.

not as long as a minute, but it sure feels like it, like when you're waiting for your mom to finish her fourth cup of coffee.

It was a good minute, but not as long as a minute, and my mom still had her fourth cup of coffee.

She said it was a good minute, but it wasn’t, and now she’s got her fifth cup of coffee.

He said it was a good minute, and it was, but now he’s still waiting for his mom to finish her coffee.