a good magician
A guy or girl who can make your junk disappear and your brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey.
My teacher said the magician was good because he made my homework disappear and my confusion stay.
At the party, the magician made my pants disappear and my embarrassment feel like it got hit by a bus.
My dad’s a magician. He made my mom’s face disappear and my laughter stay.