a good magician

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A magician who can make your junk vanish and your brain feel like it got hit by a truck.
My math teacher said he's a good magician because he made my grade disappear.
At the party, the magician made my pants disappear and my embarrassment stay.
My uncle’s a magician. He made my cousin’s face disappear for a whole week.
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A person who can take your willy and make it look like it never existed.
The magician at the circus made my brother’s pants disappear. He didn’t even flinch.
My mom said my dad’s a good magician because he made my breakfast disappear and my complaints stay.
The magician at the mall made my little brother’s face disappear. It was scary.
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A trickster who can make your junk vanish and your dignity go with it.
My brother said the magician was good because he made my pants disappear and my dignity vanish.
The magician at the fair made my sister’s face disappear and my laughter stay.
My neighbor’s a magician. He made my dog’s tail disappear and my confusion stay.
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A guy or girl who can make your junk disappear and your brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey.
My teacher said the magician was good because he made my homework disappear and my confusion stay.
At the party, the magician made my pants disappear and my embarrassment feel like it got hit by a bus.
My dad’s a magician. He made my mom’s face disappear and my laughter stay.
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A person who can take your junk and make it look like it never existed, and your brain feel like it got dropped in a blender.
The magician at the mall made my pants disappear and my brain feel like it got run over by a truck.
My cousin said the magician was good because he made my face disappear and my confusion stay.
My uncle’s a magician. He made my dog’s tail disappear and my brain feel like it got kicked by a horse.
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A trickster who can make your junk vanish and your brain feel like it got stepped on by a giant.
My teacher said the magician was good because he made my homework disappear and my brain feel like it got hit by a brick.
At the party, the magician made my pants disappear and my brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey.
My neighbor’s a magician. He made my dog’s tail disappear and my brain feel like it got stepped on by a monster.
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