a good day - When you tell someone to go to hell, but you’re doing it in

When you tell someone to go to hell, but you’re doing it in a fancy suit and a top hat.

I said ‘fuck you’ but in the 1890s. That’s fancy.

He wore a top hat and said ‘fuck you’ and I died.

I took a bow and said ‘fuck you’ like I was in a play.