Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A day where you don’t have to blow up a bank or your uncle’s face just to feel alive.

I woke up, had coffee, and didn’t get shot. That’s a good day.

No AKs, no screaming, just my mom yelling at me for eating the last donut.

I didn’t have to kill anyone today. That’s a win.

2

When you tell someone to go to hell, but you’re doing it in a fancy suit and a top hat.

I said ‘fuck you’ but in the 1890s. That’s fancy.

He wore a top hat and said ‘fuck you’ and I died.

I took a bow and said ‘fuck you’ like I was in a play.

3

A day where you eat like a king, beat your cousin in a game, and get laid without anyone getting hurt or crying.

I ate pancakes, beat my cousin at dominoes, and got laid. That’s a good day.

I didn’t get shot, won at craps, and had a good breakfast. That’s the best day ever.

I played ball, ate good, and didn’t get shot. That’s a flex.

4

A day where you don’t have to spray bullets like a mad man just to feel good.

I didn’t use the AK. That’s a good day.

No bullet spray, no screaming, just my mom yelling at me for eating the last donut.

I didn’t kill anyone today. That’s a win.

5

What FES says when someone messes with him, and he’s too lazy to fight them but still annoyed.

FES said ‘fuck you’ when someone messed with him. That’s classic.

He said ‘fuck you’ when his friend took his last donut. That’s FES.

He said ‘fuck you’ like he was tired and also mad.

6

A British guy saying ‘hello’ to another British guy who smells like wet socks and hates the rain.

He said ‘hello’ to another Brit and they both hated the rain.

Two Brits said ‘hello’ but they both hate the rain and wet socks.

He said ‘hello’ but he was mad because of the rain and his socks.

7

A day you do something awesome that people actually notice and say cool stuff about you.

I did a cool thing and people said ‘you’re god’ and I believed them.

I beat my cousin at dominoes and people said ‘that was so cool’.

I did something awesome and people said ‘you’re the best’ and I didn’t argue.