a glaive main
A glaive main is someone who sticks things up their pecker and calls it a hobby. They waste days trying to beat Officer Bob, but when they fight someone else, they get destroyed. They think they won, but it was just 85% of their range being total trash.
He spent 10 hours in his server and still lost to me.
He called me a noob, but I just laughed in his face.
He said he beat me, but he looked like he was about to cry.