a glaive main

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A glaive main is someone who eats so many dicks they get a belly button. They waste days in their server trying to beat Officer Bob, but whenever they fight someone else, they always get crushed. They act like they won, but it was just luck and 85% of their range being total trash.
I spent 12 hours in my server just to beat Officer Bob. I didn’t even win the fight.
They said they beat me, but I only lost because their range was 85% trash.
I tried to fight him, and he looked like he was about to cry.
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A glaive main is a guy who sticks stuff up his pecker for fun. They brag about fighting Officer Bob all day, but when they actually fight someone else, they lose so bad it’s embarrassing. They act like it was a win, but it was just 85% of their range being total garbage.
He said he beat me, but I just looked at him and laughed.
I fought him and he looked like he was about to cry.
He spent 14 hours in his server trying to beat Officer Bob, but he couldn’t even beat me.
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A glaive main is someone who sticks things up their pecker and calls it a hobby. They waste days trying to beat Officer Bob, but when they fight someone else, they get destroyed. They think they won, but it was just 85% of their range being total trash.
He spent 10 hours in his server and still lost to me.
He called me a noob, but I just laughed in his face.
He said he beat me, but he looked like he was about to cry.
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