a glaive main
A glaive main is a guy who sticks stuff up his pecker for fun. They brag about fighting Officer Bob all day, but when they actually fight someone else, they lose so bad it’s embarrassing. They act like it was a win, but it was just 85% of their range being total garbage.
He said he beat me, but I just looked at him and laughed.
I fought him and he looked like he was about to cry.
He spent 14 hours in his server trying to beat Officer Bob, but he couldn’t even beat me.