a giuseppe
Giuseppe is a name that means ‘the nicest guy ever’ but also means ‘the guy who will rip your soul out and use it as a pillow.’ He’s kind, but only until he sees your soul. Then he takes it, and you never get it back.
DM: 'Giuseppe, you took my soul, I’m gonna haunt you.'
Tweet: 'Giuseppe is the best, but also the worst.'
Text: 'He was nice until he saw my soul.'
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