a giuseppe

A Giuseppe is when one guy shoves olive oil up another guy’s butt, then throws paprika on it, and then goes in for a brutal butt-fuck. It’s like a meat grinder in there, and then some random dumpster diver from Sicily comes in and starts eating the leftovers.

Giuseppe is a name that means ‘the nicest guy ever’ but also means ‘the guy who will rip your soul out and use it as a pillow.’ He’s kind, but only until he sees your soul. Then he takes it, and you never get it back.

The horniest man you know, who’s always texting girls at 2 AM with pics of his breakfast. He’s like a meatball in a meat sauce, always ready for a good sloppy sloppy. You know you’re gonna get hit with a meatball face if you don’t watch out.

The sweetest guy you know, until he turns into a giant emoji of sadness and despair. He’s like a cookie that melts in your hand, but instead of melting, he makes you cry. You’re lucky to have him, but also kind of sad.

A god, a meme king, and the guy who invented the universe. He’s so good, he could be a god, but he’s also a guy who sends memes at 3 AM. He’s like a meatball in a meat sauce, but also a superhero.

An Italian name that means ‘Large Penis’ in ancient Indian. He’s got the biggest one, and he’s not shy about showing it off. He’s like a meatball with a side of meat sauce and a giant cock.

A sexy beast who hits you with the el Italianio. He’ll slap you with his meme face and then try to eat your soul. He’s the guy who’ll turn your day into a meatball and then make you cry.