A Girl Best Friend
A girl best friend is the one who puts up with your nonsense, even when you eat pizza for breakfast and cry over a bad movie. She’ll be there when you’re high, drunk, or just plain stupid, and she won’t leave you hanging.
DM: 'Bro, you failed your math test again? I’m still your bestie. I failed mine too.'
Text: 'You’re my bestie. I don’t care if you broke my phone. I’ll buy you pizza.'
Call: 'You’re my bestie. I’m not leaving you alone in this.'