A Girl Best Friend

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A girl best friend is the one who puts up with your nonsense, even when you eat pizza for breakfast and cry over a bad movie. She’ll be there when you’re high, drunk, or just plain stupid, and she won’t leave you hanging.
DM: 'Bro, you failed your math test again? I’m still your bestie. I failed mine too.'
Text: 'You’re my bestie. I don’t care if you broke my phone. I’ll buy you pizza.'
Call: 'You’re my bestie. I’m not leaving you alone in this.'
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A girl best friend is like your sister, but better because she doesn’t nag you as much. She’ll laugh at your jokes, even the bad ones, and she’ll never tell your mom your secrets.
Text: 'I know your secret. You’re my bestie. I won’t tell your mom.'
DM: 'You’re my bestie. I’ll never tell your mom about the time you tried to eat my lunch.'
Call: 'You’re my bestie. I’ll never tell your mom about that time you cried over a movie.'
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A girl best friend is someone who gets you, even when you’re being a total idiot. She’ll tell you the truth, even if it’s not nice, and she’ll still love you no matter what.
Text: 'You’re an idiot. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
DM: 'You failed again. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
Call: 'You’re an idiot. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
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A girl best friend is the one who tells you not to worry about the girl he likes. She’ll laugh at you, but she’ll still be there when you need her.
Text: 'Don’t worry about him. He’s not worth it. You’re my bestie.'
DM: 'He’s not worth it. You’re my bestie. I’ll laugh at you later.'
Call: 'Don’t worry about him. He’s not worth it. You’re my bestie.'
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A girl best friend is someone who’s always there, even when you’re being a pain in the ass. She’ll still love you, even if you don’t know it.
Text: 'You’re a pain in the ass. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
DM: 'You’re my bestie. I still love you, even if you don’t know it.'
Call: 'You’re a pain in the ass. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
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A girl best friend is the one you can talk to about anything, even when you’re being silly. She’ll laugh at you, and she’ll still be there for you no matter what.
Text: 'You’re being silly. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
DM: 'You’re my bestie. I’ll laugh at you, but I’ll still be there.'
Call: 'You’re being silly. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
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A girl best friend is someone who gets you, even when you’re being a total mess. She’ll still be there for you, even if you don’t know it.
Text: 'You’re a total mess. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
DM: 'You’re my bestie. I still love you, even if you don’t know it.'
Call: 'You’re a total mess. But I still love you. You’re my bestie.'
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