a gark - A gark is a magical word that means anything you want it to

A gark is a magical word that means anything you want it to mean, like a wild goose chase with a swear word.

I said ‘this is a gark’ and it meant a pizza and a nap.

My friend used ‘gark’ to mean a monster truck and a dance party.

I told my teacher it was a ‘gark’ and he said I got an F.