Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A gark is a brain-dead idiot with a face like a sad frog who might also eat their own poop for fun.

My cousin is a gark. He once tried to explain the moon landing and said it was a ‘bunch of space jellies’.

My math teacher is a gark. She thinks 2 + 2 is 5 and eats her own poop in the back of the classroom.

My neighbor’s dog is a gark. It barks at shadows and eats its own poop in the park.

2

A gark is the person who runs the show for two famous YouTubers and is about to get roasted on a podcast.

That gark is the reason we know so much about ducks and reviews.

The gark is so good at being a moderator that even the ducks respect him.

The gark is going to be on a podcast, and I bet he’ll say something stupid.

3

A gark is when you take a big deep lick of your own junk, like a dog with a treat.

My brother does a gark every morning before he eats breakfast.

I saw my mom do a gark in the car and it was so weird.

My dog does a gark every time he gets a new toy.

4

A gark is a magical word that means anything you want it to mean, like a wild goose chase with a swear word.

I said ‘this is a gark’ and it meant a pizza and a nap.

My friend used ‘gark’ to mean a monster truck and a dance party.

I told my teacher it was a ‘gark’ and he said I got an F.

5

A gark is when you suck your own junk and choke like you just drank a whole lake of soda.

I did a gark and choked so hard I turned blue.

My brother did a gark and got a soda stuck in his throat.

My dog did a gark and choked on a bone.

6

A gark is a feeling so weird you can’t even explain it, like being stuck between a math test and a pizza party.

I had a gark when my dog ate my math homework.

My sister had a gark when she had to do both homework and a dance.

I had a gark when my teacher gave me a pop quiz and a pizza.

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A gark is when you bend over and suck your own junk, usually done by a man who thinks he’s a king.

My dad does a gark every day and thinks he’s a king.

I did a gark and my dog laughed at me.

My brother did a gark and said he was the king of the bathroom.