A Full Ethiopian
A full Ethiopian is a fake lucky moment. You say it when someone's bragging and you want to make them look like a fool.
You: 'I just won the lottery!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian the other day too.'
Friend: 'I got a perfect score on the test!' Me: 'Nice, I saw a full Ethiopian in the hallway.'
Boss: 'I got promoted!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian in the break room.'
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