A Full Ethiopian

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A full Ethiopian is a fake lucky moment. You say it when someone's bragging and you want to make them look like a fool.

You: 'I just won the lottery!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian the other day too.'

Friend: 'I got a perfect score on the test!' Me: 'Nice, I saw a full Ethiopian in the hallway.'

Boss: 'I got promoted!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian in the break room.'

A full Ethiopian is like the worst luck ever. You use it to mock someone who thinks they're super lucky.

Friend: 'I got a new car!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian trying to park next to me.'

Cousin: 'I just got married!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian at the wedding.'

Stranger: 'I just got a raise!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian in the office.'

A full Ethiopian is when you pretend you saw something ridiculous to make someone feel stupid.

You: 'I just got a promotion!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian in the elevator.'

Friend: 'I just won the game!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian trying to cheat.'

Mom: 'I just got a new job!' Me: 'Oh yeah, I saw a full Ethiopian in the interview.'