A Full Corpse Meal - It’s when every dish is so bad it feels like the chef tried

It’s when every dish is so bad it feels like the chef tried to kill you with a ladle. You’re halfway through and already regretting life.

I tried to eat a Full Corpse Meal. I now have a permanent grudge against the meatloaf.

My date brought me to a Full Corpse Meal. I’m still mad.

The Full Corpse Meal was so bad I started crying. Not from sadness. From rage.