A Full Corpse Meal

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It’s like a Full Course Meal, but the food is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can. You’d rather eat dirt than finish it.
I ate a Full Corpse Meal and my tongue felt like it was burned by a flaming toilet.
My cousin’s birthday dinner was a Full Corpse Meal. I left before the cake was served.
The restaurant said it was a Full Course Meal. It was a Full Corpse Meal. I got food poisoning.
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It’s when every dish is so bad it feels like the chef tried to kill you with a ladle. You’re halfway through and already regretting life.
I tried to eat a Full Corpse Meal. I now have a permanent grudge against the meatloaf.
My date brought me to a Full Corpse Meal. I’m still mad.
The Full Corpse Meal was so bad I started crying. Not from sadness. From rage.
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It’s when you’re served a meal so rotten it smells like your grandma’s old socks. You’re just hoping the next course is a nap.
The Full Corpse Meal was so bad I had to take a bathroom break just to escape the smell.
My brother tried to impress me with a Full Corpse Meal. He just made me want to die.
I got a Full Corpse Meal for my birthday. It was the worst gift I’ve ever received.
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