a fuckin cunt
The absolute best cunt on earth. The kinda mate that would chuck you a cold in the middle of a barbecue on a hot day. Like a bastard with a ice cream cone.
He throws you a cold in the middle of a barbecue. (you're confused)
He throws you a cold like it's a birthday party. (it's not)
He throws you a cold and it's the worst thing ever. (you're still confused)