a fuckin cunt

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A member of the Hobson family that is named Kyle. The kind of guy who thinks he's the king of the world but gets beat up by his own dog.
Kyle: I'm the king of the world. (gets kicked by his dog)
Kyle: I don't need anyone. (starts crying in the corner)
Kyle: I'm not a fuckin cunt. (his dog barks at him)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When some bitch ass' girlfriend says you know nothing. Like she thinks she's Einstein and you're just a dumb meat sack.
Girlfriend: You know nothing. (winks at her friend)
Girlfriend: I'm Einstein. (you're just a meat sack)
Girlfriend: You're a dumb meat sack. (you're still a dumb meat sack)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The absolute best cunt on earth. The kinda mate that would chuck you a cold in the middle of a barbecue on a hot day. Like a bastard with a ice cream cone.
He throws you a cold in the middle of a barbecue. (you're confused)
He throws you a cold like it's a birthday party. (it's not)
He throws you a cold and it's the worst thing ever. (you're still confused)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Nick Fannin is a fuckin mad cunt. The fuckin maddest cunt ever to grace the earth with his presence. The best. Like a lunatic with a sandwich.
Nick Fannin: I'm mad. (he eats a sandwich)
Nick Fannin: I'm the maddest. (he throws the sandwich)
Nick Fannin: I'm the best. (he eats the sandwich again)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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You. Yeah you. The kind of person who thinks they're the main character in a movie but everyone else is just background noise.
You: I'm the main character. (you're just a meat sack)
You: Everyone else is background noise. (they're still annoying)
You: I'm not a fuckin cunt. (you are)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Jake Paul. The kind of guy who thinks he's a rockstar but he just eats a sandwich and calls it a day.
Jake Paul: I'm a rockstar. (he eats a sandwich)
Jake Paul: I just eat a sandwich and call it a day. (he's still a rockstar)
Jake Paul: I'm not a fuckin cunt. (he is)
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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