a fuck ton
A fuck ton is when you take the word ton and add a fuck to it. So instead of saying ‘a ton of stuff,’ you say ‘a fuck-ton of stuff.’ And it’s way better.
I got a fuck-ton of homework. My brain is now a noodle.
She brought a fuck-ton of pizza. Now I’m in heaven.
He drank a fuck-ton of soda. Now he’s a human soda fountain.