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A fuck ton is like when you eat so much pizza you think you’re gonna explode. It’s way more than a shit load, but not as much as a holy fuck ton.
I ate a fuck ton of wings. My stomach is now a war zone.
She brought a fuck ton of snacks. I think she’s trying to feed the entire school.
He drank a fuck ton of soda. Now he’s bouncing off the walls.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fuck ton is so much of something it’s like the universe threw it at you. It’s more than an ass load and definitely more than a shit ton.
I got a fuck ton of homework. I might as well be in prison.
He bought a fuck ton of candy. It’s like he’s trying to bribe the entire class.
She got a fuck ton of text messages. Her phone is about to cry.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you say a fuck ton, you mean so much that it’s like the world ran out of stuff and just threw it all on you.
He got a fuck ton of chores. He’s gonna be cleaning forever.
She got a fuck ton of emails. It’s like her inbox is a horror movie.
They brought a fuck ton of snacks. I think I’m gonna die from happiness.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fuck ton is just a lot. Like, really a lot. So much that it’s not just a lot, it’s a lot times two.
I ate a fuck ton of cake. My pants are now a fashion statement.
He got a fuck ton of candy. Now he’s a walking sugar rush.
She brought a fuck ton of gifts. It’s like Santa came early.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fuck ton is when you take the word ton and add a fuck to it. So instead of saying ‘a ton of stuff,’ you say ‘a fuck-ton of stuff.’ And it’s way better.
I got a fuck-ton of homework. My brain is now a noodle.
She brought a fuck-ton of pizza. Now I’m in heaven.
He drank a fuck-ton of soda. Now he’s a human soda fountain.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fuck ton is anything that is a lot. Like, really a lot. So much that it’s like the sky fell on your head.
I got a fuck ton of text messages. My phone is now a text message prison.
He brought a fuck ton of candy. Now he’s like a candy monster.
She got a fuck ton of emails. Her inbox is now a war zone.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fuck ton is a precise measurement in the real world and in games. It’s like a magical number that means ‘a lot’ and sometimes ‘a lot times ten.’
In the game, he had a fuck ton of health. He’s like a dragon.
She got a fuck ton of coins. Now she’s rich and happy.
He had a fuck ton of power. He’s like a superhero.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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