a fuck ton
A fuck ton is like when you eat so much pizza you think you’re gonna explode. It’s way more than a shit load, but not as much as a holy fuck ton.
I ate a fuck ton of wings. My stomach is now a war zone.
She brought a fuck ton of snacks. I think she’s trying to feed the entire school.
He drank a fuck ton of soda. Now he’s bouncing off the walls.