a friend of mara - A friend of Mara is someone who loves She-Ra so much they th

A friend of Mara is someone who loves She-Ra so much they think they're a fag. They use it to hide their true identity.

At the party, my friend asked, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the music." She said, "That's just a fag disguise."

My coworker said, "You're a friend of Mara, right?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the office." He said, "That's just a lie."

My dad said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the TV." He said, "That's just a fag excuse."