a friend of mara

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Queers (mainly dykes) ask if you're a friend of Mara to see if you're a fag too. It's a sly way to get you to spill your secrets.
"Hey, are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of Dorothy." She laughed and said, "You're both fags."
At the bar, the bartender said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the gym." He said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My friend asked me, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "I'm a friend of the club." She said, "That's just a fancy way of saying you're a fag."
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A friend of Mara is a sneaky way to say you're gay. It comes from She-Ra, and it's used by people who like to whisper secrets.
At school, my friend whispered, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the teacher." She said, "That's just a lie."
In the grocery store, I heard two people say, "Friend of Mara?" I said, "That's just a fancy word for fag."
My dad said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the pizza." He said, "That's just a fag excuse."
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A friend of Mara is a gay person who hides in plain sight. It's a fancy way of saying you're a dyke and you're not afraid to say it.
At the gym, my friend said, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the treadmill." She said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My coworker asked me, "You're a friend of Mara, right?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of coffee." He said, "That's just a lie."
My friend said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the weekend." She said, "That's just a fag excuse."
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A friend of Mara is a code word for a gay person who likes to use fancy words. It comes from She-Ra and it's used in the fandom like a secret handshake.
At the concert, my friend said, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the stage." She said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My friend said, "You're a friend of Mara, right?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the band." He said, "That's just a lie."
My mom said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the music." She said, "That's just a fag excuse."
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A friend of Mara is someone who loves She-Ra so much they think they're a fag. They use it to hide their true identity.
At the party, my friend asked, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the music." She said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My coworker said, "You're a friend of Mara, right?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the office." He said, "That's just a lie."
My dad said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the TV." He said, "That's just a fag excuse."
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A friend of Mara is a sapphic person who wants to know if you're a dyke too. It's also used in the She-Ra fandom like it's a secret code.
At the bar, my friend said, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the drink." She said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My coworker asked me, "You're a friend of Mara, right?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the coffee." He said, "That's just a lie."
My friend said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the weekend." She said, "That's just a fag excuse."
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