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Queers (mainly dykes) ask if you're a friend of Mara to see if you're a fag too. It's a sly way to get you to spill your secrets.
"Hey, are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of Dorothy." She laughed and said, "You're both fags."
At the bar, the bartender said, "You're a friend of Mara, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm a friend of the gym." He said, "That's just a fag disguise."
My friend asked me, "Are you a friend of Mara?" I said, "I'm a friend of the club." She said, "That's just a fancy way of saying you're a fag."