A Fozzy
Fozzy is a band so loud and metal that it makes your ears bleed and your soul scream for mercy.
I saw Fozzy live once. I still have tinnitus from it. My dog ran away and didn't come back.
That Fozzy band is so loud my mom said I was being a ‘real man’ for listening to it.
Fozzy came on stage, and I swear my pants fell off from the sound.