A Fozzy
A Subaru Forester that's so old it probably remembers when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and still smells like it was parked in a ditch.
My uncle's Fozzy is so broken it can't even start without a prayer and a miracle.
That Fozzy looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in the rain for a week.
I tried to drive my grandma's Fozzy, and it coughed up a piston like it was annoyed.