a fifth
A fifth is like a gallon split into five parts. Back in the day, they measured alcohol like that. Now it’s called 750 ml, but it’s still the same cursed amount.
They used to sell it in fifths. Now it’s 750 ml. Same thing, just more confusing.
My grandpa used to drink fifths. He had a fifth of whiskey every day. Now he’s in a nursing home.
They changed the name but not the size. That’s not fair.