a fifth
A fifth is a night’s drinking for any high school boy who thinks he’s tough. It’s not. It’s just 750 ml of regret waiting to happen.
I told my friend I could drink a fifth. I couldn’t. Now I’m in the hallway.
High school boys say a fifth is easy. It’s not. It’s 750 ml of death.
My teacher gave me a fifth for failing math. I passed out.
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