A few points shy of a gram
A brain that forgot how to think and decided to take a nap inside a sock
At the grocery store, he asked, 'Why do we have to pay for food? It's not like it's alive!'
He tried to text me and typed, 'I'm here but I'm not here, so I'm kinda here but not really here.'
He told me he was going to 'conquer the world by eating a sandwich and then sleeping for three days.'