a Fever
A fever is when you feel like you're dying but you're too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like being in a horror movie and you just keep eating chips.
"I have a fever so bad I can't even finish my chips.", @ChipEater2024
"I feel like I'm dying, but I’m too tired to get up.", @DyingButTired
"My fever is so bad I think I’m going to die in my pajamas.", @PajamaDeath123