a Fever

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A fever is when your body gets so hot it thinks it's in a sauna and it's mad about it. You get it because you're a lazy slob who doesn't wash their hands.
"I have a fever so bad I could melt the ice cream in my freezer.", @IceCreamLover42
"I got a fever because I ate expired pizza and now I'm a walking disaster.", @PizzaHater2000
"My fever is so high I think I'm gonna start a fire in my head.", @BrainOnFire99
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fever is when your body turns into a toaster. It’s hot, it’s loud, and it makes you want to scream and throw things.
"I have a fever so bad I can't even watch TV without getting annoyed.", @TVHater2022
"My fever is like a screaming toddler who won't stop crying.", @ToddlerRage
"My fever is so high I think I'm going to cook my brain.", @CookedBrain777
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Feverish means you're more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. You’re ready to go, you’re ready to fight, and you’re ready to lose your mind.
"I’m feverish and I’m ready to take on the world.", @FeverishFighter
"I got feverish from eating too much candy and now I’m hyper.", @CandyAddict2023
"I’m feverish because I just won a million dollars and I’m not going to stop talking about it.", @MillionDollarMouth
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fever is when you feel like you're dying but you're too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like being in a horror movie and you just keep eating chips.
"I have a fever so bad I can't even finish my chips.", @ChipEater2024
"I feel like I'm dying, but I’m too tired to get up.", @DyingButTired
"My fever is so bad I think I’m going to die in my pajamas.", @PajamaDeath123
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fever is when your body gets so hot it thinks it’s a volcano. It's loud, it's angry, and it's going to take over your life.
"My fever is like a volcano and it's going to erupt any second.", @VolcanoFever
"I have a fever and I feel like I’m going to explode.", @ExplosionFever
"My fever is so hot it could melt my face.", @MeltedFace2023
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fever is when your body turns into a monster and it wants to eat your brain. It's loud, it's mad, and it's going to ruin your day.
"My fever is like a monster and it’s eating my brain.", @MonsterFever
"I have a fever and I feel like I'm going to be eaten by a monster.", @MonsterEater2022
"My fever is so bad it's like a monster is inside my head.", @HeadMonster101
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fever is when you're in love but the other person doesn't know what they're doing. It's like being in a relationship with a confused person.
"I have a fever for this girl but she doesn't even know who I am.", @LoveStruck2023
"I got a fever because I like this guy but he’s too dumb to notice.", @DumbGuy2024
"I have a fever but he doesn’t even know what he's missing.", @LoveLost101
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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