a Felix Sandwich
When you're out in the woods trying to be tough and then you start bawling like a sad, wet dog because your brain is fried and you're too tired to be cool.
I was on a hike and started bawling like a baby because my brain was done and I was too tired to be tough.
I tried to be tough on the hike, but I ended up crying like a sad, wet dog between two groups of people.
I was walking through the woods and cried like a baby because I was too tired to be cool and my brain was fried.