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When you're stuck between two packs of people on a hike and you're trying to sniffle like a baby without anyone noticing you're a broken, sad, crying mess.

I was stuck between two groups of hikers and cried so quietly I think I scared a squirrel.

I tried to hide my tears between two groups of people, but my nose was leaking like a broken faucet.

I was hiking with my friends and had to cry in secret between two groups because I was too embarrassed to just scream into the woods.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you're out in the woods trying to be tough and then you start bawling like a sad, wet dog because your brain is fried and you're too tired to be cool.

I was on a hike and started bawling like a baby because my brain was done and I was too tired to be tough.

I tried to be tough on the hike, but I ended up crying like a sad, wet dog between two groups of people.

I was walking through the woods and cried like a baby because I was too tired to be cool and my brain was fried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago