a fat minute - a minute that feels like it’s been waiting for you to finish

a minute that feels like it’s been waiting for you to finish your thoughts, your life, and your regrets.

I waited for my dad for a fat minute. He was arguing with a chicken at the store.

I waited for my friend for a fat minute. He was trying to explain why cats are better than dogs.

I waited for my mom for a fat minute. She was trying to figure out how to use the toaster.