a fart in a mitten
You know it's there, it's loud, and it won't stop, but you can't do a thing about it, it's just there to make your life worse.
My sister's queef during a Zoom call, making everyone laugh and cry.
My dog’s fart during a quiet dinner, breaking the peace like a loud explosion.
My kid's queef during a math test, making me want to scream and throw things.
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