a FAF-person - A FAF-person is like a big, loud, smelly meatball who thinks

A FAF-person is like a big, loud, smelly meatball who thinks everyone loves them, even though they just talk too much and eat too much.

I’m the most popular person here. You’re just a smelly blob.

You’re not cool. You’re just a meatball in a lunchroom.

I don’t need real friends. I have my fake ones.